Facebook........

     Don't get me wrong people, I am a huge fan of facebook. I love it. I mean who doesn't want to know when a friend that you haven't talked to in ten years is taking a dump? I get posting lifes great moments and I get venting on facebook but what the hell are you people doing that post from you taking a shit in the morning to when you take your last pee at night? Do you really need to tell the world every move you make? I must be doing something wrong because I am not sure I have the time and dedication for that. I am now using 2-ply tissue to wipe my butt just doesn't have the ring to it that I thought it would.
     Why in the world do people post pictures of their food? Is this kind of like rubbing in peoples faces that you are eating a steak and they are not? There is nothing like making your fat friends jealous of you by posting a big fat stack of pancakes in your pictures and then a pic of you and your size 2 frame. It's almost as blunt as you posting "ha ha bitches, I can eat pancakes and you can't because they go straight to your ass and thighs."
    Then there are the people who's relationship status changes almost as many times as I change my underwear. In a relationship then five seconds later it's complicated. What the hell could happen to you in five seconds to be happily in a relationship and then five seconds later it be so complicated? Then after it get's complicated you are engaged? And then back to single again. I mean come on people, Britney Spears first marraige lasted longer then yours. For the men who go through relationships like they go through clean socks, double wrap it buddy because you don't want your friends going to the doctor and then posting on facebook that you gave them the clap. Trust me, it does not help out your facebook friends at all.
     Then there are the people out there who are thirty years old and deleting their friends left and right. They disagree with someone or they just decide that they no longer want to read about Joey taking his daily poop and they delete you, no explanation, just good-bye your not my friend anymore. Nothing teaches someone a lesson like the fact that they are minus one on their friends list and they have no idea who is gone. On the other end the deleter has their panties in a bunch, getting madder by the minute and then they come up with the perfect solution, the delete button. Get real people, what happened to talking it out? At least give the person one last good-bye post like " Hey Amber, I am going to delete you because I think you suck." and then delete the person so that they know why!
     What really makes my life fun is when people have fights with their boyfriend. Their is nothing better then an angry girls posts....... " Oh my god, Devon just called me a bitch. What a jerk. " then you get all your mutual friends on there dissing good old Devon only to hours later post " I am so in love with Devon and all you haters can grow up" . . . Xanax anyone? Maybe a good ol' dose of some multi-personality drugs?
     I do have to thank the creators of facebook for giving me something to laugh at everyday. My life will never be as sad as the person who posts pictures of their bowel movements and for that I thank god everyday. Cheers!

By the way please pass me onto your facebook friends. Just think, instead of that picture of food or daily poop picture you could post this and invite something new and exciting into your friends life. Leave comments and don't forget to follow my post because we are sure to have fun in the future! TTYL