Skinny Jeans

     I have not posted in awhile but I am back with more things to rant about and a couple things to rave about but I welcome all new friends and you can expect more and more blogs as the year continues. Now onto the point of todays blog. Skinny Jeans.
     Who in the world do these things look good on? I think that if you are going to wear skinny jeans then you should find your own skinny jean personal shopper to follow you around until you have found the pair that looks perfect on you. Chances are you won't find them and if you are wondering why then I suggest you go put the pair you have in your closet on and take a close look at yourself. This is not a fashion statement............this is a fashion don't.
     If you happen to be thin and wearing these it only shows off that you have not been eating and most likely need to eat more. If you are one of the girls trying to lay down and shove these jeans on, I am going to hate to break this to you but gravity never goes away. When you stand up, the muffin top comes out and no matter what shirt you are wearing, we can all see it and none of us want to.
     If you are a guy wearing skinny jeans, nobody wants to see your package and these jeans were not made to sag and let your boxers hang out the top, hence the name.
     Do the world a favor and if any of you are out there trying on a pair of skinny jeans in hopes that they are going to look good.........put them back on the shelf and save your money for a pair that fits. If you happen to be someone who owns a pair, burn them. xoxo.